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Ok, it’s not like we didn’t know Lady Gaga was weird. Wait, that’s an understatement. Super weird? Ultra weird? Whatever, she’s weird. But I think wearing a meat dress to an awards show—hell, anytime—is an indication of having gone way off the deep end. WTF, Lady Gaga?! Look, I’m not averse to meat, ok? I eat it, I wear leather, sometimes I feel guilty about it, but for the most part, I don’t. But I’m not going to walk around wearing raw meat on my body like it’s a fine silk gown. And it’s not about offending anyone, or making vegetarians run screaming for the hills. It’s about wearing RAW MEAT. It’s disgusting. Can you imagine what she must have smelled like after a couple of hours?

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Ralph Lauren Collection Finley Espadrille Sandal

When I was little, about seven years old, I had a Ralph Lauren polo shirt this exact shade of green. I loved that shirt. I wore it as often as possible, sometimes begging my mom to wash it before she was ready to do laundry so I could wear it again. Needless to say, it wasn’t long before my beloved polo shirt was no longer this vibrant shade of green, and started to look more like the inside of a kiwi fruit, and was just as fuzzy as the outside of one as well. I didn’t care. I wore it anyway. I don’t know what happened to that shirt. [click to continue…]

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Ralph Lauren Collection Zoe Loafer

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Is it Monday again already?! Who allowed that to happen? Who was the genius who decided that out of a seven-day week, we should work five and only get two off? Where do I lodge a complaint? I can’t? Well then, I guess you guys will just have to listen to me bitch about the [...]

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