No it’s not an intergalactic pencil case. Its Gucci’s newest crystal evening bag design, and it looks like, well, a pencil case for an engineer or architect. What? I could see someone putting their compass and pencil sharpeners in there. I sure as hell wouldn’t put my lipstick in this testosterone-infused design. You don’t agree? Well, what do these elements sound like to you? Black Pexiglass-covered, hammered studding, thin gold lettering…it sounds like an ad for a man’s name plate. I just think Gucci totally missed the mark with this one. Yes, there have been a ton of men’s inspired tweed and pantsuit fashions for fall, and some of those really pull it off. However this Gucci handbag is hardly worthy to call itself a woman’s evening bag. Who in their right mind would wear this with an evening gown or even a ball skirt and silk tank?
This evening bag is far too harsh and sharp for feminine liking. It’s in dire need of some rounded edges, ruched silk, and a hue other than bleak old brown. I won’t even get into the Plexiglass. Gucci what were you thinking? This masculine inspired Gucci Crystal Evening Bag can be pre-ordered for $795 at Saks – for the engineer in your family.
Budget Saving Alternatives
Now if you’re going to do browns, do it like this J. Renee Keeton/Key Clutch with delicate floral and gold chain details. It’s a framed style with a vintage look, provided by the pleated detail. It’s trendy, yet classic. The frame and chain shoulder strap are both gold tone metal, and the strap gives it a 22-inch shoulder drop. The interior is lined with sateen, and boasts a single zip pocket. Everything is held securely with a clasp closure. At 12.5 inches wide, this bag can hold everything you need to carry. Get it for $90 at Endless.com.
For brown with a little more dazzle, check out this La Regale Embroidered Sequin Clutch. The fabric outer shell is a deep, chocolate brown, embellished with fine gold embroidery in a leafy pattern. The frame is also gold tone metal, and the short handle couldn’t be more dainty and feminine. A clasp closure secures the bag. You really won’t find a more feminine evening bag than this La Regale. It can be yours for $44 at ebags.com.
