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Swedish Hasbeens Slip In Super High Clog

by La Fashionista on March 10, 2010

Swedish Hasbeens Slip In Super High Clog

If you were paying attention to New York Fashion Week, or if you were actually there, you saw Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel bring back the wooden clog. The clog was a staple of ’70s fashion, and it seems a lot of ’70s chic—wait, those two words don’t go together. How about ’70s boho-chic? Much better. Anyway, a lot of that stuff is coming back. Flouncy, lacy tunic tops, wide-legged jeans, platform sandals, and denim jackets, which really come and go in nearly every decade. Next thing you know, Martha Stewart will be teaching everyone how to make macramé plant hangers, complete with enormous orange beads, so we can grow our own, uh, completely legal, unsmokeable plants. Yeah. I wonder how much more entertaining Martha’s show would be if she were under the influence? Think she’d loosen up? Yeah, I don’t either. In the meantime, Chanel put a modern twist on the clog by dressing it up with different materials and straps, putting it on a platform, and jacking it up so high it should come with a health hazard warning. Those things are broken ankles waiting to happen. So consider these training clogs so you can get used to walking on hunks of wood before you graduate to the newer ones. Let’s start with a truly traditional one, the Swedish Hasbeens Slip In Super High Clog.

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Vivienne Westwood D’Orsay Roman Pump

by La Fashionista on March 5, 2010

Vivienne Westwood D'Orsay Roman

You know, I can’t hear the name Vivienne Westwood without thinking of Gwen Stefani’s “Rich Girl.” I’ve had it stuck in my head ever since I saw these shoes. At least it’s a song I like pretty well, and not something horrible that would make me want to jam sharp pencils in my ears. Something like, oh, I don’t know, “Umbrella” by Rihanna. Oh yeah, you heard me. That girl cannot sing. She alternates between whining and a robotic monotone. What’s that? It’s too soon to pick on her because of the whole Chris Brown debacle? Whatever. Yeah, he’s a douchebag, but she was posing as a singer even before all that happened. And can she not appear on or in a magazine now without being topless? Oh yeah, I take her so much more seriously now. She’s just the poster child for empowered women. Right. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, Vivienne Westwood. After a few posts about the spring neutral trend, I needed some color, and boy did I find it. Vivienne didn’t hold back with this D’Orsay Roman pump.

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Paul Mayer/Attitudes Good Flat

March 1, 2010
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As much as I love the spring trend of neutral platforms, heels aren’t always right for every occasion. Not to mention, sometimes you just want to give your feet a break. As for you, if you haven’t made it to the salon for your pedi yet, don’t even think about putting those neutral sandals on yet. Seriously. Opt instead for a nice pair of flats that will give your feet a break, and spare the rest of us any sandpaper heels or chipped polish toes. I know I harp on that, but come on. How can some people walk out of the house showing their feet when those feet look like they’re shedding skin faster than a snake does? Ew. And can you imagine someone walking around your house leaving their skin flakes all over your floor?

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Charles David Scorcher Platform Sandal

February 24, 2010
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All the big designers have been showing their wares at New York Fashion Week, and spring is on everyone’s mind. I know it’s on mine! I’m not a fan of hot weather, but enough with the cold, wet, drizzly, nasty stuff already! In my continuing blog dance for spring weather, I give you some awesome sandals today. I’m thinking I may do a rain boot post soon, though. Just saw some really cute ones yesterday, and judging by the forecast I saw on the news this morning, they’re going to come in really handy for the next few days. Or weeks. Or months, since it seems like this winter is interminable. That groundhog totally lied!

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Alexander McQueen Houndstooth Pump

February 19, 2010
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So after Alexander McQueen passed away so unexpectedly, I was shocked to find I hadn’t yet featured any of his designs on the blog. As promised, I’m remedying that. McQueen was known for a lot of outrageous, provocative, and unusual designs. You know what I keep thinking is that he had the same last name as Steve McQueen, who was known as a total badass because of most of his film roles. Sheryl Crow even wrote a song about him, which is one of about three songs of hers I can tolerate.

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Butter Scrabble Peep Toe Pump

February 15, 2010
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Last week was pink & orange week here on StyleCynics, but I preempted it on Friday to run a tribute to Alexander McQueen. So getting back on track, the first batch of pink & orange shoes I featured were all flats, so of course now we need some heels! I like to take a break from wearing heels every so often, and there are times when flats are more appropriate. Hell, if I’m relaxing at home, I’m usually barefoot. Except for now, because it’s so freaking cold!

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