To get all that stuff into the theater and not get busted, you need plenty of space. The Ukita is 15 inches side, 12.5 inches high, and 5.5 inches deep. See, theater employees might get suspicious if you try to come in with a backpack. I mean, who carries a backpack into a theater, right? But a cross-body bag that passes for a purse? You’re in! The Ukita is made from soft leather, with loose ruching detail. The interior is lined with signature printed satin, and includes a back wall zip pocket and several slip pockets. I love it in this pastel blue, which is perfect for spring, but it also comes in brown and black. If you’d prefer to carry it as a handbag, it has a top handle, and the shoulder strap is detachable. The strap gives it a 19 inch drop, so it won’t get in the way while you’re signing the loan paperwork for your movie tickets. What? Do I sound cheap? Whatever. There’s no justifiable reason for movies and movie theater snacks to cost as much as they do, other than everyone involved is making a huge profit. You know, during the Great Depression, a lot of people sought relief from their situations at the theater. They could do that because it didn’t cost an arm and a leg to get in. They could even see double features for affordable prices. You’d think Hollywood could say, hey, you know what? Times are tough. How ’bout we slash ticket prices, even just temporarily, to give everyone a break and a little escape? No, instead they raise prices and bitch about how people don’t go to the movies anymore. So I say again—bite me. The Ukita costs $498 at Zappos.com.

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Yeah, I know, that’s expensive too. And do you really want to put food and a sweating bottle of soda into a $498 bag? No, I wouldn’t either. But I’m looking out for you. Check out this B. Makowsky Lites Bergen Crossbody bag. Hey, designers. Can you guys decide on one word and stick with it? I see crossbody, cross body, and cross-body. Make up your freaking minds. Thanks. Anyway, the Bergen is made from leather, and boasts a satin lining inside, with a back wall zip pocket. You’ll also find a couple of zip pockets on the front exterior. The top zips closed, so your movie snacks won’t fall out and can be hidden from view. It’s smaller than the Ukita, but you’ll still be able to fit whatever you want to carry inside. This pale green—called aloe—is a great spring color. The Bergen is also available in ice and nutmeg. Get it for just $128 at Endless.com.

Orange! The yummy color that is all the rage this spring, and the Tignanello Multi Pocket Organizer has it. That’s a horrible name, really boring, but I guess it gets the point across. Besides, with all those extra pockets, you might be able to manage a pack of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups along with everything else. Ooh, I’d better be getting some of those in my Easter basket! In addition to the pockets outside, both front and back, inside is a back wall zip pocket, and logoed satin lining. The bag is made from leather, and also comes in some other great spring colors—sunshine, cloud, dark turquoise, and aqua. Get a couple of them since they’re only $79 at Endless.com.

I love the way this bag looks. This color is called cement, and it’s perfect for the neutral trend. It’s made from beautifully textured Italian leather, and features topstitch detailing. Outside you’ll find a good-sized pocket on the front, while inside there’s a back wall zip pocket. The lining contrasts from the exterior in a boldly colored, abstract print fabric. The top zips closed, and all the hardware is in gold tone metal, including the cute little bird-shaped logo plate on the front. If you’re already set with a neutral bag, the Evie also comes in black and grape juice, which is a fantastic purple shade. Obviously. The Evie comes with a dust bag to keep it looking great when it’s not being used, but I imagine this bag wouldn’t spend a lot of time on your closet shelf! Then again, at $498, it might end up staying on the store’s shelf until it goes on sale. It’s available at Endless.com.

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I can’t figure out why anyone would name anything after a site that developed and then tested nuclear weapons, but maybe that’s just how Tommy Hilfiger rolls. Yes, sure, fine, there’s other stuff in Los Alamos, and I’m sure it’s a very nice place to live, if you don’t mind having three eyes and a couple of extra appendages. I’ll take your word for it. Despite its questionable name, I do like Hilfiger’s Los Alamos Carryall. It has a very classic look, which may be another hark back to the ’40s. It’s also a little sporty with its grosgrain trim. The Los Alamos is all leather, right down to its dual handles. It also has a detachable canvas shoulder strap in case that extra appendage is otherwise occupied. The interior is lined with a pretty floral twill fabric, and features a back wall zip pocket, and leather logo plate. It’s also available in black, but I don’t like the contrasting grosgrain trim. Get it for $148 at Endless.com.

The Prezzo Bow Hobo is a little on the darker neutral side, but it’s a nice, simple design that would be a great addition to any wardrobe. I really like the gathered bow detail on the front. It gives the bag a feminine touch. And check out the hardware up close. They’re not just the usual studs or rings. They’re sculptured, providing even more visual interest. Another cool thing about this bag is that it’s synthetic, so all you vegans out there can carry it with no guilt. The lining is also synthetic—nylon—and features a back wall zip pocket. It zips closed at the top to keep everything secure. In addition to this tan, the Prezzo Bow also comes in black, white, and yellow, which would also be perfect for spring. The best part? It’s only $50 at Endless.com. Get two!

This Bombay Satchel is much nicer than a plain ol’ doctor’s bag, though. For one thing, it’s not black. In fact, it’s not even brown. Supposedly. The description calls it deep plum. Sorry, but to me, that’s purple. I can see this bag has a sort of burgundy tinge to it, but I wouldn’t call it plum. It’s also available in black. The other reason it’s nicer than a doctor’s satchel is that instead of stiff, unyielding leather, the Bombay is made from soft, slouchy leather. And let’s not forget the cute little padlock charm dangling from the front. It adds a bit of whimsy to what would otherwise be a serious-looking bag. The lining is a great geometric print fabric, the top zips closed, and there are plenty of pockets inside and out for extra storage. It also comes with a dust bag. Try it out for $498 at Endless.com.

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If you really want to punch up your wardrobe in winter, add a bright accessory. The Sak Silverlake Convertible Satchel in, well, punch, is just what the witch doctor ordered. What makes it convertible? Well, you can either carry it as a satchel like it is in this photo, by the dual handles that give the bag a six-inch drop. Or, you can use the detachable shoulder strap and carry it as a hobo bag with a ten and a half-inch drop. Either way, the Silverlake offers plenty of storage at 16 inches wide and 10 inches high, not to mention the inner zip and slip pockets. I love how the dual handles are braided, too. The entire bag is made from one hundred percent leather, and the interior is lined in retro-print fabric. In addition to punch, it comes in twilight and teak. That’s navy and brown, in case you’re wondering. Get it for just $200 at Piperlime.com.

Speaking of odd names for colors, this Etienne Aigner Vienna Satchel comes in this color, called vachetta. Seriously. I’m not even going to bother to look that word up to see if it actually means something in Italian or French or whatever. It’s cream, ok? Or beige, even. Vachetta? I’m not saying that. Complaining aside, it’s a gorgeous bag. I like Etienne Aigner stuff because it’s classically designed. Very sophisticated. Sometimes it’s fun to find off beat, unusual looking bags, but there are times when you need something that communicates class, like at a job interview. For those times, Aigner is the way to go. The Vienna has dual, rolled handles that give the bag a 7.5-inch drop. A platform bottom keeps the bag upright when it’s set down, and a top zip closure keeps your belongings secure. Inside, you’ll find fabric lining with a back wall zip pocket, and a few slip pockets. It also comes in a pretty maple color. And it’s on sale! Usually $142, you can get it now for only $102.24 at Zappos.com.

The other cool thing about it is that it’s not just purple. Oh no. It’s electric violet. The polished silver metal hardware adds to its bright vibe. Rolled leather handles give it a seven-inch drop, and it has a detachable flat leather shoulder strap, too, increasing the drop to 14 inches. A logo tag with a buckled leather strap is attached to the handle, and the flat leather base is protected by metal feet. The top zips closed with a long leather pull tab. Inside the bag you’ll find printed lining, a leather strap key ring, and pockets to help keep your things organized. It also comes with a price tag of $498 at eLuxury.com.

Want some color therapy without the therapy price? Dooney & Bourke has a cute little pouchette that will satisfy a penchant for purple. Plus, it’s pretty. Pardon the alliteration. Anyway, it’s just the right size to carry the necessities without being too bulky. It has a single adjustable handle that gives a six-inch drop. It has an eye-catching metal logo plate, and silver toned hardware. Through the top zip closure, you’ll find a lined interior with a back wall zip pocket, and a slip pocket just for your cell phone. There’s also a handy key ring hook. The pouchette can be yours for just $155 at Zappos.com.

The more I look at Latico Leathers bags, the more I like them. This Nappa Double Handle Tote is made with a lightweight leather, made super soft by their intensive milling process. It’s a go-anywhere bag with lots of room, but it’s not too big to carry by hand. The zip top closure keeps everything secure, and the exterior pocket will let you keep the most important items handy. It’s accented with antiqued brass hardware. It usually goes for $190, but it’s available now for only $179.44 at eBags.com.

Messenger bags are coming back into style for those businesswomen that don’t want to carry a briefcase. The Bally Ririe-00 is a sumptuous leather cross-body messenger made of rich black leather with an adjustable strap. The dimensions are eleven inches by twelve inches, with a three-inch depth. Find it for $653.95 at Zappos.com.

And now for something completely different – Skagen Designs, a Swedish design company, has made a lovely white leather messenger, perfect for the lady who needs to look sharp at work. The Svendborg messenger bag has a smooth leather exterior with an adjustable strap. It looks great with couture jeans, business casual, or even slouchy pants. When a bag makes everything you wear look good, you know it’s a great buy. Get yours at Endless.com for $295.00.

And what exactly is a stam? I wasn’t quite sure either, but after looking for 10 minutes via my search engine I gave up hope and realized it’s probably one of those fashion-forward words that haute couture designer types like to use to make the rest of us feel like silly little creatures.

I give Marc Jacobs credit. I usually hate quilted purses, but this design is deliciously vivid and scrumptious in soft padded quilted leather and luscious berry hue…makes you just want to bite right into it.

The texture of this bag looks like it would provide a feature light cushion right under your arm. Plus the rich purple berry set against bright golden clasp closures, ringed hardware, and a chunky chain shoulder strap make it eye candy for all to see.

I simply love the antique-inspired clasp closure the best. It’s my favorite element of the entire design. I don’t have anything that would go with berry in my wardrobe for fall, but a purse like this makes me want to run out and purchase some sleek black skinny pants and a tailored jacket – with a complimenting berry blouse or scarf to match this delicious purse.

Infuse your life with some healthy berry. The Marc Jacobs 2-Way Quilted Stam is $1,373.91 at Diabro.com.

This cranberry Rampage Fashionista Satchel with darling florets is just $78 at Endless.com.

I couldn’t resist this bowler-inspired lavender satchel either. The Latico Faye North South Ring Satchel is $195, also from Endless.com.