by La Fashionista on March 19, 2010
Sandra, Elin, Robyn, and all the other wives of actors and athletes who have been cheated on, and will be cheated on, we need to have a little talk. Now, I’m not going to say that a man cheating on his wife is the wife’s fault. He’s responsible for keeping his fly zipped once he’s made those vows. But I am going to ask what the hell you were thinking in the first place. Let’s start with you, Robyn. We all know Mel used to be hot. I mean, look at him in Mad Max and the first couple of Lethal Weapon movies. Yeah, baby. He looked so good, we could forgive him the mullet. I mean, it was the ’80s, after all. [click to continue…]
by La Fashionista on January 15, 2010
If you’ve been checking out the new collections coming down the runways, you know denim is hot this year. Heck, just look at the new issue of Vogue with Jessica “Holy Crap I Can’t Believe I’m Still Famous” Biel on the cover. She’s totally decked out in denim. Speaking of which, why the hell is she still famous? She was on that show 7th Heaven for a while before she left because she didn’t want to be stereotyped as a goody-goody. So she did a couple of movies where she showed her less-than-impressive boobs because, you know, that’s the best way for a woman to improve her image. Gloria Steinem must be flipping in her grave. What? She’s still alive? Um, ok. [click to continue…]
